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Top 12 Things Teens Hate About Their Parents

evamalfoy:

theheartlesshorseman:

sm-oriarty:

the-ruby-archer:

4 and 12 are spot on.

Dad, if you see this, please read.

oh my gods all of this is my mother. just my mother. 

2 & 8. My Mum has three kids, her first born who does no wrong, her middle child and her first boy who is her ‘baby’ at 14 and lives on the excuse boys will be boys. Guess who I am.

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chekhov:

icedcoffee1989:

bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

well aren’t you the casanova

I told a boy he wore the same cologne as my dad while we were making out and he asked me to leave

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quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

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handjob:

the legend lives on

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internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

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Working a double today and got class tomorrow morning -_-

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shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

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sensei-aishitemasu:

Rudy Giuliani’s daughter arrested for shoplifting and is labelled ‘rebellious;’

Winona Ryder caught on camera shoplifting and found not-guilty.

Mike Brown ‘allegedly’ steals $.50 swisher and is executed for ‘robbery.’ 

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