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darvinasafo:

I see no lies.
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slightlywarmtopic:

Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit

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the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

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tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

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randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

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Chat
  • wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  • stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA
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unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

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vesley:

Wasn’t puberty supposed to make me hot

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theofficialariel:

Tink and Peter go on an adventure

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curseofthefanartlords:

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

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sosa-parks:

Women don’t understand how much getting selfies can cheer a man up, not even nudes, just seeing your pretty ass face does the job sometimes and can cheer a nigga up

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osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

osamah:

vaporheart-archive:

Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.

A bomb factory.

They’re bombs.

who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode

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rayquayza:

palmwaves:

gang0fwolves:

kingjaffejoffer:

This nigga Ross is losing so much weight

whooaaa good for him !

i hope this doesn’t fuck up his voice or flow man.

Aww I miss big Rosay

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